Thursday, April 27, 2006

Abracadabra FEMA

When Republicans break something, they break it real good... so good that they have to scrap it. Fools in Washington think they can sprinkle fairy dust on FEMA, change its name, and... Poof! Make it work again. I want some of that mojo so I can turn Lieberman into a real Democrat. And, oh! Remove Chertoff's spell to reveal that he is indeed the frog he is. Yeah, I know... not a hobbit's chance in hell as long as Bush has the ring.